CAPTAIN NO GAME

Its been a while bro's and viewers but I just completed my first Book, I don't know if anyone of you have ever tried to write a serious novel but it ain't easy. So I wanted to give you guys a glimpse, a little preview of what's inside this provocative piece of literature. Basically I have created a guide, a way to show all you bro's out there what not to do. You may be asking daveyboy what the fuck are you talking about. Well I don't know if you heard of the new controversial book called "The Game" by Neil Strauss, a book about the art of seducing the ladies, meeting those NY hotties, mind fucking them and then having them basically begging you to take them home.

Well I wrote a book called "NO GAME" that's right, bitches and I have plenty of tips of exact situations and things I have said in the past. You will find the exact method to have the ladies saying I need to go the restroom, or I gotta go. The art of no game is not about being a complete asshole and having a girl slap you in the face, its about what people call the failure to "close the deal"

Let's take last night for example;
So after what seemed like an hour contemplating stepping to these two young honies, finally after realizing that they were itching to talk to the bro's I approached the two young Swedish Gals and started to make a little small talk. Now the first lesson your are going to learn in "No Game" is instead of talking to the dope girl you go for the less attractive friend, and that's just what I did. Things were going alright, I kept her interested enough until one the bro's stepped in and he started chatting up the hot one.

So this is where you have to pay close attention, instead of being perceptively disinterested and heading out for a smoke or stepping a way for a while, you stay real close to the girl your talking to and keep chatting her up until you realize you have absolutely nothing in common. Then you try to place your hand on her back and look at her like she is the hottest bitch in the bar. Now here comes the kicker, instead of playing it cool and seeing how the night progresses, you make a real abrupt in your face comment like " What are you doing after this place, what do you say we go back to your place" This never fails, her response immediately is I gotta go to the bathroom.

For the rest of the amazing real life situations you can find my book coming out soon, in stores near you.
Peace, Daveyboy