THE BRO REPORTS ISLAMIC UPDATE

Asalamalakum bro's. Just a quick warning: if you live in Afghanistan, and you convert to christianity, your parents will snitch to the authorities and You will be sentenced to death. However you may be spared the death penalty by claiming insanity, b/c you're obviously straight crazy to even think about converting. Perhaps another way to avoid them religious 5-0's is to rock these special Muslim Jeans. I just want to put you fools on to some new religious gear. I've seen all you scenesters out there wearing those Arab scarves, well now there's the perfect pair of jeans to accompany that straight out the strip [Gaza that is] look. Them new 'Al Qud' jeans are made with extra wide legs for praying and large pockets for concealing- I mean holding all sorts of Islamic "accessories." Plus them joints only cost 30 bills! That's a freakin' deal. So if you're a financially strapped muslim, a fan of comfy jeans, or just want an extra hard time getting through airport security, these are the jeans for you. Assalam Alaikum (Happy shopping).