Saturday, February 18, 2006

THE WAR ON ...

TIM DOG DAY!!!!!




It's almost exactly 6 months till it's that time of year again everyone, it's hard to believe it was just 6 months ago but it is the holiday season leading up to TIM DOG DAY (August 26th).
For those of you who do not know about TIM DOG DAY, it is a holiday started by a rapper named i250 (Invisible to 5-0) and a dude named Anthony, it became an official holiday in 1999, when i250 aka EAZE aka the Sleazy Professor and Anthony got Tim Dog t-shirts made, rolled around the city, and listen to Tim Dog all day. The holiday has its roots in a 1991 bar-mitzvah of i250 when he played "Fuck Compton" and the world changed forever.
To properly celebrate Tim Dog Day:
  • Smoke mad cron-doules (aka kindbud ya fuckin hippies)
  • Have a T-shirt made that looks like this, which also happens to be the pic i250 had on his college ID
  • Roll to every borough in the CI, with a boombox blasting Pelican on Wax
  • Listen to 'The Dog' all day while i250 recites every song word for for word.
So while the urban liberal elite wage war on this holiest of days, we must fight back and celebrate full-on. I suggest starting today by listening to the Snoop diss "Bitch with a perm", "I'll Wax Anybody", "Bronx Ni99a", or "Goin Wild in the Penile."

1 Comments:

dannyfresh said...

Where's the sleazy professor at? I haven't seen him in a minute. Probably smokin' them cron doules to the face somewhere on the upper west.

5:01 PM  

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