VEGAS 3 PESKO 0

Yo anyone that has known me in the last couple of years knows I hate Vegas. That shit is like a no brainer at this point, me and vegas? Water and oil, jack. Maybe it's because I've never not gone to Vegas on business, or the fact that I was basically forced to live there for a month last summer, or the fact that I don't gamble but what ever it is, I've been creeped out by that spot since day one. But I have never, never been sonned as hard by a city as I was on sunday. Not even by San Juan. I got stuck out there because of the blizzard. I was supposed to fly home on sunday at 2 but that joint was crazily canceled. Kids couldn't get through to the travel agent. Usually you go right on hold and it tells you how many people are right before you, but it was steady busy. So was Continental air lines. I finally got through to the airline and they told me that I couldn't be out till wednesday morning. Oh hell no, I can't be up in here for 3 more days, what about LA? I can fly out tuesday morning? word, I'm out. So we rent a car and get all cat stevens and Old stones in the Mojave on the way to LA. we worked in LA for the day on what ever we could and then went to LAX to bless this red eye. But Continental sonned me as soon as I got there. What do you mean I'm on standby? I have my seat number right here. Computer says what? Man fuck your computer. Sos I call my agency and (miracle of miracles) they answer. They argued with the lady at the counter but I knew I was fucked. What other flights can i get on? American? peace. but then when I got to Chicago, I was nearly sonned by Chicago, my Captain (the captain!) got on the speaker as is like, "O'hare straight up forgot to get us a landing crew, we've got to post up here for a few"*...I got to my connecting flight with only 2 minutes to spare (supposed to have an hour). Then I finally got here and went straight to work. and stayed there all day. so let's recap, In one day I got sonned by, 3 cities and one airline. Even NYC kinda sonned me, fucking snow storm. I think Imma move to LA.

*that is an entirely made up quote, or Paul was the Captain.