Getting old straight-up sucks balls.....hair starts growing out of every spot you never thought it could come from........32 year old girls start looking kind of young......teenage girls start looking kind of good........knees get to hurtin' after two hours of playin' ball......memory starts fading like your pops always did when you were a kid......your gut starts getting bigger and bigger......kids start believing in GOD........looking up into the sky for answers.....yeah right.....better to just get a flask.....keep it filled with your favorite harsh liquid.....and keep your hands held tightly around that shit at all times.....
Getting old straight-up sucks balls.....hair starts growing out of every spot you never thought it could come from........32 year old girls start looking kind of young......teenage girls start looking kind of good........knees get to hurtin' after two hours of playin' ball......memory starts fading like your pops always did when you were a kid......your gut starts getting bigger and bigger......kids start believing in GOD........looking up into the sky for answers.....yeah right.....better to just get a flask.....keep it filled with your favorite harsh liquid.....and keep your hands held tightly around that shit at all times.....
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you're special
very true my friend, very true
22. 32. I can't tell the difference anymore.
This post should be entitled: "JOE GOES EMO"
So this is the guy that let some girl doubleteam him with his boy after he shittted his pants earlier that nite?
Cool.
are you shitting your pants?
I think this means he's pondering shitting his pants.
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