PIMPIN ALL OVA DA WORLD

So I was in this little hole in the wall pub the other night in Naples with a couple cats from my squad, when this bad ass chick comes up to me... "Hey, you play basketball don't you?" The first thing i'm thinking is, "ok ok, I got some work up in here". So we are shooting the shit for a lil while then after about 10 minutes of me trying to understand what the fuck she is saying to me she goes, "do you want to leave here with me?" WHAT?! It's like that, im thinking. So I play it all cool like, "do YOU want to leave?" Now here is the kicker... She said "well it's gonna be 50 euro". HAHAHAHA, holy shit, I was just being gamed by a fucking Italian ass hooker. The whole time im like yo, this broad is tight. Low and behold she was a trick. Obviously at this point I was completely off the whole leaving with her thing. Best part of the whole night was when her "pimp" walked in the spot and whistled. Yeah bro, he straight up whistled, like one of those "Hey Taxi" joints. This dude was like 5' 8", 50 years old, and rocking the ol school Fonzerelli leather. How do I know he was a pimp you ask? Well after he whistled, like 4 chicks rolled out quick fast right behind him. Including the broad I was talking to.

Goodbye my sweet little Italian whore... 50 euro = 59.38 USD (damn bro, that was a deal)