I know all the uproar has kinda died down, but Dick Cheney is still a pussy. “Oh No. Not another danny political post,” well too bad fuckfaces. Honestly this is less about that pussy Dick Cheney and more about the ridiculous “sport” of bird hunting. These rich privileged assholes go to private ranches where domestically raised birds are brought in cages and then released directly in front of hunters, spooked by a dog or some shit, and then blasted out of the sky by shotguns that spray thousands of pellets over a gigantic range. Sport? These birds are raised on farms, they are fat fucks that can barely fly and have little fear of humans. They are easier to hunt than NYC pigeons. Listen I’m not some uber animal rights activist-vegan or some shit. Chances are if you’re an animal, and I’m hungry, I will try to eat you. I’ve even shot some animals myself but they were wild and rabid. In fact, I challenge that fake-ass outdoorsman Dick Cheney...I bet I can kill more quail with my Timbos than you can with that shotgun. Yeah that’s right, I’m just gonna walk up to them and punt them in their bloated farm raised heads. But Dick, you better watch yourself…... If you are Rustlin’ around in them bushes I might just boot you in your farm-raised face.
I know all the uproar has kinda died down, but Dick Cheney is still a pussy. “Oh No. Not another danny political post,” well too bad fuckfaces. Honestly this is less about that pussy Dick Cheney and more about the ridiculous “sport” of bird hunting. These rich privileged assholes go to private ranches where domestically raised birds are brought in cages and then released directly in front of hunters, spooked by a dog or some shit, and then blasted out of the sky by shotguns that spray thousands of pellets over a gigantic range. Sport? These birds are raised on farms, they are fat fucks that can barely fly and have little fear of humans. They are easier to hunt than NYC pigeons. Listen I’m not some uber animal rights activist-vegan or some shit. Chances are if you’re an animal, and I’m hungry, I will try to eat you. I’ve even shot some animals myself but they were wild and rabid. In fact, I challenge that fake-ass outdoorsman Dick Cheney...I bet I can kill more quail with my Timbos than you can with that shotgun. Yeah that’s right, I’m just gonna walk up to them and punt them in their bloated farm raised heads. But Dick, you better watch yourself…... If you are Rustlin’ around in them bushes I might just boot you in your farm-raised face.
2 Comments:
in all things Dick is NOT about "playing fair" ... he only plays with a stacked deck
and he's gay real gay (No homophobe)
Why dont just straight up torture these little animals, or possibly lay a blow torch on them while they are still in the cage.
They could dispense with all the formalities of letting them go and then shooting them while they are 5 feet from the ground and cut straight the part they enjoy
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