Do you know what nausea is??? I doubt you really do. It’s the exact moment that a 65 year old woman who looks like her face has been eaten by Hannibal Lecter, pulled back 10 inches and smeared with Vaseline starts telling you how she gets men “hard”. So I’m training to learn this computer system at my job, and I’m forced to be locked in a room with this atrocious woman and her even more atrocious 250 pound assistant. However, whenever the large assistant leaves the room, this 65 year-old woman immediately starts talking about the raunchiest shit you could imagine. So obviously one of her questions is “hey, Paul, are you circumcised?” Because it’s a little too early in the morning for me to care what anyone is really talking about, I’m like “ Yeah, word, I’m circumcised.” At this point she giggles and says, “that’s good….I don’t eat ham.”
WHAT?…YOU’RE FUCKIN DISGUSTING! To make matters worse she starts telling me about the date she had with a 55 year old doctor, who for some “unknown reason” couldn’t get it up. Obviously I’m thinking, DAMN, it sucks to be a disgusting, greased up old whore who smells like diapers and Old Spice. Lady, you’re never gonna see another erect penis in your life (no homo). Do you realize that the sight of your face serves two purposes: (1) to scare little children and (2) to make dicks violently soft. YOU GROSS FOUL OLD WHORE. Stop making my dick ungodly soft and teach me this absurdly easy computer program!!!!!! NAUSEA my friends, NAUSEA.
Do you know what nausea is??? I doubt you really do. It’s the exact moment that a 65 year old woman who looks like her face has been eaten by Hannibal Lecter, pulled back 10 inches and smeared with Vaseline starts telling you how she gets men “hard”. So I’m training to learn this computer system at my job, and I’m forced to be locked in a room with this atrocious woman and her even more atrocious 250 pound assistant. However, whenever the large assistant leaves the room, this 65 year-old woman immediately starts talking about the raunchiest shit you could imagine. So obviously one of her questions is “hey, Paul, are you circumcised?” Because it’s a little too early in the morning for me to care what anyone is really talking about, I’m like “ Yeah, word, I’m circumcised.” At this point she giggles and says, “that’s good….I don’t eat ham.” WHAT?…YOU’RE FUCKIN DISGUSTING! To make matters worse she starts telling me about the date she had with a 55 year old doctor, who for some “unknown reason” couldn’t get it up. Obviously I’m thinking, DAMN, it sucks to be a disgusting, greased up old whore who smells like diapers and Old Spice. Lady, you’re never gonna see another erect penis in your life (no homo). Do you realize that the sight of your face serves two purposes: (1) to scare little children and (2) to make dicks violently soft. YOU GROSS FOUL OLD WHORE. Stop making my dick ungodly soft and teach me this absurdly easy computer program!!!!!! NAUSEA my friends, NAUSEA.
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so you fucked her right?
he's living with her
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