I guess I have a Small Internet Penis!!!!

Week after week with no luck from the females, not even a phone number, I decided to enter an avenue of dating that I thought for sure I would never have to enter. The one sure bet that I was holding onto for that extra long winter that you thought would never end, well after months of consideration, I did it, I joined the online dating community, and let me tell you its not a sure thing. Not only did I enter the online community but I targeted a group of ladies that I figured if I was a normal, decent looking human being, I would have no problem getting a date, and the group I targeted is the Horney Jewish Gals, looking for a nice Jewish Boy. So I put up that profile, and couple photos and I figured I would be getting emailed and IM'd left and right from these voracious woman looking for me, well I was mistaken. I have sent messages, winks, flirts, and whatever the Fuck you do on that stupid online shit to over 175 decent not even hot but decent females, how many responses have I had back, 1, yeah that’s right one and guess what the girl is probably a crazy psycho lunatic. So that leaves thinking I have an extremely small Internet Penis..........

On a different note FUCK WAL-MART!!!!!!!!!!