I know it's not real manly to get sick. It's also not so cool to stay in when the bros are out spending the rent on dranks (guilty as charged!) because you're sick or you have a girlfriend or whatever, but every so often kids really do get ill. Like, set ill. motherfuckers came down with a case of strep throat this weekend, the likes that have not been seen since 5th grade. You don't even remember how painful that shit was because you were indestructible in 5th grade. Bones of rubber. Jump off a 2 story building? Just bounce, never break. Different story in the Mid twenties jack, that shit is crippling. I went to work this morning (every one said in chorus "you are a fucking dumbass") and my boss almost threw me out. I went to the doctor and he called his intern in and said "take a look at this poor fucks throat, you will never need to ask what the worst case of strep you've ever seen looks like". Ahem. Like I said. Not cute.
I know it's not real manly to get sick. It's also not so cool to stay in when the bros are out spending the rent on dranks (guilty as charged!) because you're sick or you have a girlfriend or whatever, but every so often kids really do get ill. Like, set ill. motherfuckers came down with a case of strep throat this weekend, the likes that have not been seen since 5th grade. You don't even remember how painful that shit was because you were indestructible in 5th grade. Bones of rubber. Jump off a 2 story building? Just bounce, never break. Different story in the Mid twenties jack, that shit is crippling. I went to work this morning (every one said in chorus "you are a fucking dumbass") and my boss almost threw me out. I went to the doctor and he called his intern in and said "take a look at this poor fucks throat, you will never need to ask what the worst case of strep you've ever seen looks like". Ahem. Like I said. Not cute.
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I think you have a bad case of the crybabies.
get well so we can get these drinks
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