This Stuff Eats Water Alive

I know a lot of you out there drink water. It makes a lot of sense, I mean, everybody does it. Seems like a safe bet. Minus the fluoride. Or is it plus the fluoride? Well anyway it's cool, but once in a while it's nice if something strays from the norm, sticks its neck out and really tries to innovate. Enter NyStop Foot Powder. KAZAAM!!!! This stuff eats water alive! It's remarkable. It costs a hundred bills but it's no joke. If you think your feet sweat then they probably do. You should know better than anyone. But what you need to know is that NyStop eats water alive, and you need to get it. I'm telling you. You could fall asleep standing in a flowing river in some unlaced Cole Haans and your feet would remain dry. Me NyStop, Me Hungry...