THERE IS NO SPOON

No joke, I witnessed a miracle in my building today. So I’m walking into my building when a father with his 8-10 year old son walk in behind me speaking some sort of language I’ve never heard before, and I’ve doubt you’ve ever heard before. This little dude asks me in some strange accent to hold the elevator door, and I’m the type of dude who, surprisingly, will always do that sort of thing. Anyway, the father and son walk into the elevator and the little boy looks up at me…I kid you not…and says real slowly, with a blank look on his face, “Six…six is where we live.” I’m like “cool.” Right after that awkward exchange the kid looks…just looks… at the elevator buttons, and the SIXTH FLOOR JUST LIGHTS THE FUCK UP! This little kid fucking willed the goddamn elevator to the sixth floor! I saw no sort of hand-button contact, little man just entered the Matrix and pushed that button with his crazy mind power. All I’m saying is, this is a true story and you will not catch me on the sixth floor.