RUSSIAN ANIMALS ARE ALCOHOLICS

As the last few posts have been concerned with both drinking and the brutal weather, I thought I should add a post that combines these two topics -with, what else? Elephants. Thats' right i said elephants fuckface. You see I was reading some news website and discovered it has gotten so cold in Russia that they have started to feed the elephants vodka mixed with water [pussys] to help warm them up. okaaaaaaaay. Hey genius, how about a blanket? or maybe a fire? What the fuck is going on out there? Honestly they seriously think Vodka is the answer to every problem. No job - drink some vodka, Lil' Alexi can't read - give him some vodka, Elephants are cold - give em' some vodka. Don't believe me? Read it here. The Elephant got so twisted it "...went on a rampage and smashed up the zoo's overworked central heating system. " another newsource reported the Elephant was stumbling around slurring, "Fuck ya'll Ninjas!! **hiccup** let me inside, I'm fa-fa-fa freezing my balls off."