Ron Ron

• So its turns out my dude the Rottweiler is not going to the sorry ass Clippers ... There's no way L.A. could handle that. Indy can't handle that ... Who could you ask? New York that's who ... Yeah, I know the Knicks recently won six in a row, and they got some young talent and all that shit, but dudes need Ron Ron back in "the CI" STAT ... I mean dude's a sick defender and is having a bananas year offensively, but eff all that- the dude is a philosopher:
  
  "They better not put me in the All-Star Game. I won't shoot, but I'll dominate that easy game. I'll be playing hard defense. I'll be foulin'. I'll be flagrant fouling. Everyone will be like, 'What are you doing?'"
• "I'm going to continue playing hard and out of control, like a wild animal that needs to be caged in, ... I'll let the referees handle it."
• So what does Ron Ron say about the breaking the G.O.A.T's (Jordan) ribs? "We was playing hard, man. He was trying to post me up. I wouldn't let him do it. I went right through him." and "He's still Michael Jordan. But I broke two of his ribs!!"
• "I'm looking forward to being bashed and cursed out, ... That's going to be a lot of fun."
• What do Knick legends say about him, you ask?: "We'll have somebody waiting on Kobe: Ron-Ron the Rottweiler." -- Charles Oakley
• "I'm a ghetto-type guy. I'll be ghetto for the rest of my life. But at the same time, there's a lot of kids who look up to me. For that, I'll change."
• But, brass tacks: "He is a very sweet guy, a caring guy."(Pacers GM)

Apparently the guy plays the cello ... how do you spell class act: R-O-N times two. I know Ron coming to the Knicks is real doubtful, but it would be kinda awesome if it happens.