KAZAAM!!!!!!!

You know you've been drinking, but you' think the situation is under control. "I'm not even drunk," you say. But then you close your eyes after taking a sip, and take another one...And all of sudden you realize: I'm twisted! How the fuck did that happen? Well this photograph is proof. Just when you let your guard down for a split second....Kazaam!!!!!! You get hit with that drunk lighting rod and your drank just becomes super intoxicating and by the end of that glass, bottle or cup you will be bent. ....Don't believe me? Check it out:

Normal conversation. Joe is all, "look man, I don't know I just think that the US government is totally evil, man" and Paul is like, "dude, you're sound blindly liberal that you..............

KAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dudes went from normal - to smoking drinks and drinkin' smokes.



Did Paul ever tell you guys how sometimes he punches himself in his sleep. Seriously, he would wake up and have a semi-swollen eye or cheek. I would ask him, "dude what's wrong with your face you're looking kinda swollen?" And he'd say, "I think I punched myself in my sleep last night." What a weirdo. Anyway, on Saturday Paul didn't even wait til' he was asleep to lump himself up. Look at dudes right eye-jammy.


Honestly the Advantage Wetlands Camo is official. You can't even see the top third of my dome.

The Brothers Peskowitz.

KAZAAM!!!!!



ZICAM!!!!!
I was at Josh's place and he squirted up his nose this weird stuff called ZICAM!!! I think it is a medical and scientific marvel. How the fuck can you get something to be a " No Drip Liquid Nasal Gel"....??? No-drip liquid? Liquid-Gel?? That just doesn't make any sense.