I've been noticing lately that when people tell you to eat something because it's good for you what they really mean is that it's not bad for you. I know it seems like the same thing off the break but it's actually a load of horse shit. See, I was going to the diner to get a salad and I started to picture the one I wanted, cuz I'm real weird and I like to get really fuckin' stoked for mundane shit like eating and being alive. It comes with a lot of stuff that will stop your heart, but it also comes with mad lettuce. No other vegetables, just mad chopped up lettuce. That's when I realized that nutrients are fuckin' scarce. So I'm like okay at this point the only thing in this bitch that is healthy is the lettuce, and lettuce is really like the crunchiest of waters, so I don't know what the fuck is happening. Are nutrients so hard to come by that even healthy ass words like "salad" are just straight lying to the masses on the menus of our minds? Vitamins and minerals don't fit under the rug, bro, so stop making that awkward motion/balancing act with your foot like that because I do see you hoarding them shits and if nutrients get dusty then you can't really eat them anymore so you need to find a new hiding place. Cunt...