No joke. I had sex with one of the Olsen twins. Actually, I’ve never met either of them but weirdly enough, two nights ago, I had a dream with both of them in it: that’s right, Ashley AND Mary Kate!! It wasn’t sexual at all…we were just kicking it, and I remember being real charming. Now that I think about it, I probably could have slept with them in my dream...I was charming the pants off those girls. Anyway, this was all weird to me because I’m not one of those creeps who’s into those little shitheads. This got me thinking about the last time a celebrity was in one of my dreams, and I remembered that right after 911, I definitely had a dream about Rudy Guiliani. We we’re both chillin at a party, and he was kickin it with his boys, and I roll up to him and say, “Rudy, you did your thing, you’re the man.” At this point Rudy leans over, points directly in my face and says real slowly “NO!, you’re the man.” Then he started laughing and all his boys joined in. I remember thinking, damn, Guiliani just clowned me REAL hard. But now, if I saw Rudy in one of my dreams, I’d roll up to him and say, “Hey, remember that time you clowned me after 911?…well fuck you, you fascist fuck.” I hope I have that dream tonight.
No joke. I had sex with one of the Olsen twins. Actually, I’ve never met either of them but weirdly enough, two nights ago, I had a dream with both of them in it: that’s right, Ashley AND Mary Kate!! It wasn’t sexual at all…we were just kicking it, and I remember being real charming. Now that I think about it, I probably could have slept with them in my dream...I was charming the pants off those girls. Anyway, this was all weird to me because I’m not one of those creeps who’s into those little shitheads. This got me thinking about the last time a celebrity was in one of my dreams, and I remembered that right after 911, I definitely had a dream about Rudy Guiliani. We we’re both chillin at a party, and he was kickin it with his boys, and I roll up to him and say, “Rudy, you did your thing, you’re the man.” At this point Rudy leans over, points directly in my face and says real slowly “NO!, you’re the man.” Then he started laughing and all his boys joined in. I remember thinking, damn, Guiliani just clowned me REAL hard. But now, if I saw Rudy in one of my dreams, I’d roll up to him and say, “Hey, remember that time you clowned me after 911?…well fuck you, you fascist fuck.” I hope I have that dream tonight.
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