BRAZILIAN FOR BREAKFAST?
or:
HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND EAT SHIT (1964)

I don't know what's really good with my insides, but lately my shit has been smelling real good, just like the food I ate. This seems like it makes sense but I'm trying to tell you--it's been serious. Like, it's making me hungry. The problem is, it's never the right time of day to eat what you shat. I mean, imagine that scenario: you eat delicious cod fish croquettes and fried plantains for dinner. You go out drinking, wake up the next day and skip breakfast. Then you skip lunch. Then you take a shit around dinner time and you're like "oh my god, I want that again so bad it smells so good to me right now." This will never happen because no food that tastes any good can last past lunch, from a shitting standpoint. Ask Bobby Flay. This begs the question: "Bro, can I have Brazilian for breakfast?"