Beer Is Damn Good Too

It's true that Scotch is a damn fine beverage. Many of us have discovered that over the more recent years of our lengthy lives. But there are few things in this wonderful, detiorating world that bring more smiles to many of us then a freezing cold beer. Imagine: Just finished a long, torturous fucking wasteful day at the office and all you did was email friends. Oh yeah.... It is a beautiful July day and the trees are gently moving with the light wind, the tops are all down on every convertable in the state, and the women..... well, you know...... you've got a fucking hour left before you can run out of your office and make your way to the nearest beer serving venture around. And then you get there and you not only have the greatest moment of your week while taking that first sip of the coldest beer of your choosing..... but you have the chance to see some amazing design work on certain bottles of beer (if you're lucky.....)...... Summer.... Will you please come and rescue us from this crazy, painful winter......