Wednesday, December 21, 2005

This Woman is an Asshole




"GRETCHEN MAVROVOUNIOTIS considered the theme songs from "Ghostbusters" and "Footloose" before settling on "Can't Stop the Music" by the Village People. The disco beat, she said, is the best for her dance partner, since it best shows off his forward weave and counterclockwise turns.

"What I like," she said, "is fast-paced music to keep up his enthusiasm, so he doesn't get bored and just plod along. I also look for music where you have transitions, where you can put in some of the flashier moves, like back up, turn around and back through my legs."

Ms. Mavrovouniotis, you see, dances with her dog."

This article from the NY Times really got me thinking...this country is full of assholes. Its not only the retards who think there's a "war on Christmas," or that teaching evolution is a liberal plot (aka jewish plot) to eradicate our god-sent American values, it's this woman who really pushes my buttons. This woman, and her clearly terrified dog, represent all that is wrong with America. Hey lady, fuck you and your dog!

www.worldcaninefreestyle.org

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