Sarcastic Holiday Wishes

Do you have a 12 year old cousin from San Antonio? A 40-something uncle from Pennsylvania? Are you unsure what to buy them for Christmas. Well nothing says love [and ignorance!] like these wonderful t-shirts. They come in all sizes, [including XXXXXXL because no one is ever too old, tall or fat to look like a toddler] and are reasonably priced. Your relatives will never feel more gangster.

On another note.......
If you fellow eastcoasters are trying to avoid this frigid weather, you know there is nothing better than curling up at home with a good book. Perhaps poetry. I myself will be embracing the warm glow of my laptop and breaking down the eloquence of this man's poetry. Genius. Browse his collected works here. Happy Holidays no homo.