Danny's Species of the Week

Most everyone has run into this marine species in his or her forays into the ocean and or public pools in or around the New York City area. It is sometimes a plastic bag, other times an actual diaper, But make no mistake, when you are swimming and it rubs against your arm or leg....the shit is straight gross. I'm talking about the ferocious:

Diaper Shark: di-a-per shark. n.

1. Any of numerous chiefly marine carnivorous pieces of garbage of the class Huggies or pampers (subclass superplus), which are sometimes large and voracious and have a streamlined extra exorbitant body, a large poop or garbage filled interior, and a plastic skin covered with small pieces of things that are gross and weird.
2. Often accompanied by the smaller yet equally voracious Band-Aid Fish [ a species most often located in the various public pools within the 5 boroughs].